Funny Gifts for Farmers, Ranchers and Horse People

Cattle Rancher T-Shirt - There's a Calf in the Bathtub Again.…, lifestyle photo

Farm life has its own sense of humor. The calf ends up in the bathtub during calving season. Four-tenths in the rain gauge is news the whole co-op knows by noon. The stray barn cat now has a heated bed and his name on the feed bill. Gifts that tell those stories mean a lot to people who work the land.

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For farmers and ranchers

The cattle rancher tee and the rain gauge hoodie are favorites with anyone who farms. Heeler owners will laugh at the Australian cattle dog who has assigned your ankles. The barn cat sweatshirt is perfect for the farmer who pretends not to love the cat.

For horse people and backyard flocks

Horse owners know every bath ends in a mud roll and every horse spooks at the mailbox he passes daily. The farrier mug is a great gift for your horseshoer. Backyard chicken keepers will love the hen sitting on a golf ball for three days.

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