Christmas Morning Crewneck Sweatshirt - Christmas Starts at Six. Not 5:12.

Christmas starts at six. Not 5:12. A cozy crewneck for the parent who set the rule and is about to lose. The front shows an outlined arch framing the staircase: twinkle lights on the banister, two kids in pom-pom hats peeking over the top step, a closed door down the hall, and a softly glowing wall clock whose hands sit at 5:12.

Wear it on Christmas morning for the family photo, around the house all through winter break, or to a holiday gathering where every parent will get the joke. It makes a sweet matching gift for both parents or a present from the grandparents. Light sweatshirts (Sand, Light Blue, White, Ash or Light Pink) take dark ink and dark ones (Navy, Black, Dark Heather, Forest Green or Maroon) take light ink, sizes S to 3XL.