Christmas Tree T-Shirt - The Tree Drank More Water Than I Did Funny Holiday Tee

The tree drank more water than I did. This is the front-and-center version of the December self-own: a tall, ornament-strung evergreen with a star on top stands in a round water stand, a tally sheet full of marks is taped to its side, and next to it a single glass of water waits with one sad tally. The slogan sits underneath in slab-serif type.

Wear it to the tree lot, on decorating day, at a holiday open house, or in a cozy family photo where everyone gets the joke. It is made for real-tree families, tree-farm regulars and the household member who always ends up on their knees with a watering can. Light tees (Natural, Soft Cream, Heather Dust, White or Light Blue) carry dark ink, and dark tees (Black, Navy, Heather Forest, Maroon or Dark Grey Heather) a cream light-ink version, in sizes S to 3XL.