Commuter Sweatshirt, Left Ten Minutes Early, Spent Nine of Them Behind a Tractor, Funny Country Road Crewneck

The farmer is having a lovely morning. The commuter is not. The sweatshirt art shows a two-lane country road past a green field with round hay bales; the farmer happily waving with little exhaust puffs; the commuter's thought bubble with a clock and a shaded nine-minute wedge.

The line reads: "Left ten minutes early. Spent nine of them behind a tractor."

Layer it up. Made for small-town drivers. Comes in S-3XL. Try it in Maroon or Light Pink; the full list is Sand, Light Blue, White, Ash, Light Pink, Navy, Black, Dark Heather, Forest Green and Maroon.