Court Reporter T-Shirt - I Can't Write a Nod Stenographer Humor Tee

I can't write a nod. Court reporters say it, gently and often, because a nod never makes it into the record. Answers have to be spoken out loud. This tee shows a generic steno writer with unlettered keys and, above it, a small head nodding along with little motion arcs, the exact gesture that will not transcribe. The slogan sits underneath in clean type.

It is for court reporters, stenographers, captioners, scopists and students learning machine shorthand. Wear it to a reporting school class, a deposition-free Friday or a conference. It makes a good gift for passing a speed test, a new freelance agency, or a retirement after years at the machine. Light tees (Natural, Soft Cream, Heather Dust, White or Light Blue) are printed in dark ink and dark tees (Black, Navy, Heather Forest, Maroon or Dark Grey Heather) in light ink, sizes S to 3XL.