Dog Walker Sweatshirt, Walked the Dog One Block, Took Forty Minutes, Funny Fence Post Sniff Crewneck

The dog is catching up on the news. The owner is catching up on patience. On the crewneck: a sidewalk beside a long picket fence, little sniff lines, and the owner with a flat look, checking a wristwatch.

The line reads: "Walked the dog one block. Took forty minutes. He sniffed every fence post like it was the morning paper."

Layer it up. Made for dog walkers. Ten sweatshirt colors to choose from, Ash, Light Pink, Dark Heather and Navy among them, in sizes S-3XL.