Funny Christmas Lights T-Shirt, Put Away Neatly Last January, Came Out of the Box as One Giant Knot, Garage Reveal Tee

Lettering: "Put the Christmas lights away neatly last January. They came out of the box as one giant knot."

On the shirt: a wall calendar with a little pine tree and star in the header, an open cardboard box on the concrete floor, and a person holding one enormous tangled ball of green-wire string lights overhead. The box promised neat. The box lied.

Wear it on weekends; it suits holiday decorators. Comes in S-3XL. Try it in Navy or Natural; the full list is Natural, Soft Cream, Heather Dust, White, Light Blue, Black, Navy, Heather Forest, Maroon and Dark Grey Heather.