Funny Maltipoo T-Shirt, Seven Pounds, Waits on the Stairs at 3:10 Every Day for the School Bus, Front Hall Wait Tee

The shirt reads: "Maltipoo, seven pounds, waits on the stairs at 3:10 every day for the school bus."

The front art pictures a tiny fluffy apricot Maltipoo sitting on the bottom stair facing the door, ears up and alert, and a plain yellow school bus pulling up outside the window. Seven pounds of pure anticipation, right on schedule every afternoon.

Wear it on weekends; it suits families with school-age kids and a small dog. Ten shirt colors to choose from, White, Natural, Black and Heather Forest among them, in sizes S-3XL.