Funny Retired T-Shirt, Retired, Still Up at 5:30, Hardware Store Dawn Tee

Funny Retired T-Shirt, Retired, Still Up at 5:30, Hardware Store Dawn Tee

S / Black
$31.99
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Funny Retired T-Shirt, Retired, Still Up at 5:30, Hardware Store Dawn Tee

Funny Retired T-Shirt, Retired, Still Up at 5:30, Hardware Store Dawn Tee

$31.99
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Lettering: Retired. Still up at 5:30. First in line when the hardware store opens.

The front art pictures dawn at a plain hardware store with a green-and-cream awning, the sun just rising and a plain clock over the door reading seven, a window showing a hammer, a saw and paint cans, and a red OPEN sign flipping as a sleepy clerk unlocks the glass door. Retirement changed the job, not the alarm clock.

A gift tee for fix-it folks. Pick a lighter shirt such as Light Blue or Soft Cream, or a deeper one such as Navy or Heather Forest; sizes S through 3XL.

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