Funny Return Line Hoodie, December 26, Stood in Line Longer Than I Spent Shopping

This hoodie pictures a wall clock above the returns desk and a sign showing only a U-turn arrow, a long line of tired shoppers snaking around a red rope, and our shopper at the very back glancing at the clock, holding one small gift bag.

The line reads: "December 26. Stood in the return line longer than I spent shopping." A red rope, a ticking clock and a lot of patience.

Sizes S-3XL; go light with White or Ash or deeper with Black or Maroon. A warm hoodie for retail-weary families.