Funny Thanksgiving T-Shirt, Thawing Since Sunday, Still Frozen in the Middle Thursday Morning, First Turkey Tee

Four days in the fridge and the center is still a glacier, which every first-time host learns exactly once. The front art pictures a wide-eyed cook in an apron tapping a giant raw turkey with a wooden spoon, a clink like ice, with frost sparkles and an icy blue middle, and a wall calendar with the Sunday square circled in red.

Printed text: "Turkey's been thawing in the fridge since Sunday. Thursday morning, the middle's still frozen."

A gift tee for Thanksgiving hosts. Comes in S-3XL. Try it in Black or Soft Cream; the full list is Natural, Soft Cream, Heather Dust, White, Light Blue, Black, Navy, Heather Forest, Maroon and Dark Grey Heather.