Maltipoo Sweatshirt, Seven Pounds, Waits on the Stairs at 3:10 Every Day for the School Bus, Funny Front Hall Wait Crewneck

The clock says 3:10, and the dog already knows. Front and center on the crewneck: a front hall, a wall clock with its hands at 3:10, and a soft wavy-curly coat and a plumed tail.

The shirt reads: "Maltipoo, seven pounds, waits on the stairs at 3:10 every day for the school bus."

Warm enough for cool mornings and funny enough for Maltipoo owners. Runs S to 3XL, with sweatshirt colors from Ash to Forest Green. A good layer for chilly evenings. For maltipoo moms whose loyal dog knows the school bus schedule by heart.