Mountain Biking T-Shirt - Cleaned the Rock Garden With Zero Witnesses. Funny MTB Tee
S / Black
$31.99
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Mountain Biking T-Shirt - Cleaned the Rock Garden With Zero Witnesses. Funny MTB Tee
$31.99
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Cleaned the rock garden with zero witnesses. The cleanest line you ever rode always happens when your friends are already at the bottom or still back at the car. This tee shows a rider rolling out of a steep, rutted boulder line, sitting back with both arms thrown up and a big grin, in an empty pine forest, with a small trail sign at the bottom reading WITNESSES: 0. The slogan sits below.
Wear it to the trailhead, a group ride or the brewery afterward. It is a fun gift for mountain bikers and trail builders. Available in multiple colors: Natural, Soft Cream, Heather Dust, White or Light Blue, plus Black, Navy, Heather Forest, Maroon or Dark Grey Heather. Sizes S to 3XL.