NICU Nurse Hoodie - I Weigh Diapers. Professionally. Funny Neonatal Nurse Hooded Sweatshirt

Funny NICU nurse hoodie and neonatal nurse gift: I weigh diapers. Professionally. The wide front places the little digital scale, one folded diaper resting on top and 0.0 on the display, on the left, with the deadpan two-line slogan in typewriter type on the right. The typewriter lettering gives it the tone of an official job title, and the empty readout keeps it clean, with no numbers, units or patient details anywhere.

Throw it on for a chilly drive in, a nap between night shifts or the unit's holiday exchange. It is a cozy gift for NICU nurses, neonatal techs and the friend who explains I and O at dinner parties. In multiple colors and sizes S to 3XL.

Casual apparel and gifts. Not scrubs, PPE or clinical workwear. Not fluid-resistant, antimicrobial or flame-resistant. Follow your facility's dress code.