NICU Nurse T-Shirt - A's, B's and D's. Not a Report Card. Neonatal Nurse Humor Tee

A's, B's and D's. Not a report card. In the NICU those three letters are shift shorthand for apneas, bradys and desats, and anyone who has worked there has had to explain to a friend that nobody is getting graded. This tee turns the mix-up into a pastel report card. A soft pink header with a little pacifier badge and three stars sits over three grade boxes, A, B and D, each with a matching monitor doodle beside it: a breathing wave that pauses, a heartbeat line whose spikes spread apart, and a pleth wave that dips. The slogan runs underneath, the second line in small spaced capitals.

Wear it to a unit potluck, a NICU reunion picnic or a coffee run on a day off. It is a gift for neonatal nurses, NICU respiratory therapists and new grads who just learned the lingo. Sizes S to 3XL, available in multiple colors (Natural, Soft Cream, Heather Dust, White or Light Blue; Black, Navy, Heather Forest, Maroon or Dark Grey Heather).

Casual apparel and gifts. Not scrubs, PPE or clinical workwear. Not fluid-resistant, antimicrobial or flame-resistant. Follow your facility's dress code.