Tacky Sweater Party Coffee Mug - Tackiness: 10. Battery Life: 2. Funny Christmas Mug

Tackiness: 10. Battery life: 2. Before the sweater contest and after the lights die, this mug keeps the score. The front shows the light-up cranberry sweater with its starred pine tree, half of its bulbs glowing and the other half dark, a low battery blinking at the shoulder, and the slogan in bold capitals beneath. Turn the mug around and the punchline gets its own panel: an oversized dying battery with one red bar hovering over a string of bulbs where only a few still shine.

Use it for coffee the morning after the party, cocoa while you untangle next year's lights, or as a prize for the contest winner. It works as a desk-swap gift, a thank-you for whoever throws the party, or a stocking gift for the relative who owns too many light-up sweaters. The design wraps an 11oz mug.