Tacky Sweater Party Crewneck Sweatshirt - Tackiness: 10. Battery Life: 2. Light-Up Christmas Joke

Tackiness: 10. Battery life: 2. Every tacky holiday sweater party has one contender strung with real bulbs, and it always wins right before the lights give out. This crewneck prints that sweater as the joke. The art shows a knit cranberry pullover with a rib neck, cuffs and hem, a zigzag band across the chest and a pine tree with a gold star in the middle, all wired with little bulbs. The left half is lit with glow marks; the right half has gone dead grey. Up by the shoulder, a nearly flat battery with a single red bar blinks a warning, and the score sits underneath in bold capitals.

Wear it to the office party, the neighborhood sweater contest or a friend's holiday open house, where it scores points without a single battery. It is a fun gift for the friend who goes all out every December. The sweatshirt comes in multiple colors (Sand, Light Blue, White, Ash or Light Pink, plus Navy, Black, Dark Heather, Forest Green or Maroon), sizes S to 3XL.