Trail Running T-Shirt - Ask Me About the Vert, Not the Pace Funny Ultra Runner Tee

Ask me about the vert, not the pace. Trail runners measure a good day in climbing, and the mile splits are best left undiscussed. The tee draws it as a hand-sketched elevation profile full of jagged climbs, with a tiny runner power-hiking hands on knees up the steepest spike and an up-arrow on the axis. Underneath, a row of split boxes is scribbled out so nobody can read them.

Wear it to a group run, an aid-station volunteer shift, a post-race taco stop or the running store. A gift for an ultra runner who just finished a mountain race or a road runner moving to trails. Available in multiple colors: Natural, Soft Cream, Heather Dust, White, Light Blue, Black, Navy, Heather Forest, Maroon and Dark Grey Heather. Sizes S to 3XL.