Lactation Consultant T-Shirt - Pillow Placement Is Most of the Job Funny Nurse Tee

Pillow placement is most of the job. Lactation consultants spend a surprising share of every visit arranging pillows, towels and chairs, and this tee turns that into a gentle inside joke. A lactation nurse in a plum cardigan and glasses sits on a low stool in side view, leaning in to smooth a dotted C-shaped pillow on a wooden rocking chair, a rolled sage hand towel beside it. Dashed blueprint-style dimension lines and a tiny angle arc measure the setup as if it were an engineering project, and the badge on her lanyard is blank.

Wear it to a team lunch, a conference or a weekend coffee. It is a thoughtful gift for lactation consultants, mother-baby nurses and the colleagues who know exactly how many pillows a good setup takes. Available in multiple colors: Natural, Soft Cream, Heather Dust, White, Light Blue, Black, Navy, Heather Forest, Maroon or Dark Grey Heather; sizes S to 3XL.

Casual apparel and gifts. Not scrubs, PPE or clinical workwear. Not fluid-resistant, antimicrobial or flame-resistant. Follow your facility's dress code.