New Homeowner Sweatshirt, First Weekend Finding Which Switch Runs the Garbage Disposal, Funny Switch Plate Crewneck

Printed text: "Bought a house. Spent the first weekend finding which switch runs the garbage disposal."

Front and center on the crewneck: a brand-new homeowner's kitchen, the ceiling fan above whirling with motion lines, and a silent sink with a red question mark and a small SOLD sign on the counter. The fan works, the porch light works, the disposal is a mystery.

A cozy crewneck for new homeowners. Pick a lighter sweatshirt such as White or Sand, or a deeper one such as Maroon or Black; sizes S through 3XL.