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Thanksgiving Sweatshirt, Thawing Since Sunday, Still Frozen in the Middle Thursday Morning, Funny First Turkey Crewneck
$47.99
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Lettering: "Turkey's been thawing in the fridge since Sunday. Thursday morning, the middle's still frozen."
On the crewneck: a Thanksgiving-morning kitchen, a plain roasting tray under the bird, and a sink of cold water and ice cubes standing by. The spoon goes tap, the turkey goes clink, and the schedule quietly falls apart.
A sweatshirt gift for Thanksgiving hosts. Runs S to 3XL, with sweatshirt colors from Light Blue to Black. The illustration is drawn by Everyday Atlas.